A Day At The Restaurant, Eh Go Better: Chiff Timz And The Biggest Chant In Contemporary Nigeria.
*cover art Eh Go Better* "Can I have another round of extra eba and soup, madam?" My request would have been met with much excitement if it was made two occasions earlier, but too bad, i was going for a third round. The unpleasant look on the saleslady's face gave glaring and bold hints - those ones that didn't need the specialty of a detective to grasp - other restaurant attendants also were surprised at my guts. However, this didn't stop me from enjoying my meal. Food, they say, is the way to a man's heart, and I ate like someone whose heart was in shreds and had been told by the grim reaper himself, "eat lots of food or I'd come for your life and have your friends thinking you died of heartbreak". Yes, I'll fight for my life. Yes, the grim reaper must be kept at bay at all costs and, yes, the cost of food must be reduced. In spite of my many triumphs over the angel of doom, it was only a matter of time before exhaustion ...